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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
`
kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaate
kayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaate
kayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaate
aur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.
`
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bheer mein,
hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..
`
Humse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud apni saanson ko rok payo ge kaise
`
Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye
Zuban kholu to tera he naam aaye
Tum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum
Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye
`
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
`
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
`
Kya aankhein hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….
`
Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki farmaish karte hain….
`
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahaar aapko
dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
`
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
`
Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hain
par badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hain
le jaati hai mohabbat un raaho par
jaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain.
`
Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
`
Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,
sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,
tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,
hum tumhare to hain ye kya kam hai?
`
Chehre pe ashkon ki lakeer si ban gayi
Jo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayi
humne to chalaayi thi reet pe ungli
gaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi
`
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai kay
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hon kay ghar ki bijli katwa doon
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai
`
jawaab teri shayari ka….
denge hum shayari mein….
naam tera likh baithe hain….
apne dil ki diary mein….
`
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye
kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
`
Dil ki awaz bhi sun
mere fasaane pe na jaa
meri nazron ki taraf dekh
zamaane pe na jaa…
`
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek hum ko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazalon mein un ki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
`
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
`
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
`
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaam
ki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”
`
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,
Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.
`
Apni surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
`
Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fazool hai
ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fazool hai
royo to unke liye
jo tum par nisaar hain
unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain
`
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila
`
Vo sochte honge usko aksar,
jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,
vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,
hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!
`
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
`
Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahra koi nahi.
Pooja-paath se faldayak koi nahi
Ab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dosto me aap jaisa….Nalayak koi nahi!
`
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
`
If U delete this message thats bcoz u love me.
If u save it thats bcoz u desire me
& if u ignore it thats bcoz u miss me.
So what u gonna do with It?
`
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya
`
Kaun sa gam hai jo yeh haal bana rakha hai
na to makeup hai, na baalon ko sajaa rakha hai
aur khama-kha chedti rehti hai yeh rukhsaaron ko
Tum ne zulfon ko bohut sar pe chada rakha hai
`
Dil ke dard ko dil torne
waala kya jaane
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaane
hoti hai kitni takleef kabar mein
upper se phool chadane waala kya jaane
`
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharakna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chod diya
`
Kon kehta hai dost ki tumse humari judaai hogi
yeh afwaah zroor kissi dushman ne udaayi hogi
shaan se rahenge tumahre dil mein hum
itne dino mein kuch to jagah bnayi hogi
`
Vo likhte hain humara naam mitti mein
aur mita dete hain, Unke liye ye khel hoga
magar hume to vo mitti mein mila dete hain…
`
Umeedo ki manji toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki larki
bhaiya keh gayi
`
Kabhi honsla bhi aazmaana chahiye
bure waqt mein muskurana chahiye
jab 10 dinon mein khujli na mite
to 11 ve din nahana chahiye
`
Arz kiya hai…..
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha……
`
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain
milne ki to bohat chahat hai
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
`
Dil todna humari aadat nahi
Dil hum kissi ka dukhate nahi
Bharosa rakhna meri wafaon pe
Dil mein bas kar hum kissi ko bhulate nahi
`
You r my sweet SONA
I don’t want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
`
If you fall in river there is a boat
if you fall in well there is rope
but if you fall in love there is no hope
`
Yaad mein teri aanhe bharta hai koi,
har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koi,
maut to sachai hai aani hai,
lekin teri judaai mein har roz marta hai koi….!
`
Woh insaan hi kya jo tere hotel ke kharche utha na sakay……
mein chuka kar saare bill zinda rahoon khuda na kare…!!!
`
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi
`
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

Kuch nasha to apki baat ka hai

Kuch nasha to apki baat ka hai….
Kuch nasha to dheemi Barsat ka hai….
Hume aap yuhi Sharabi na kahiye….
Iss dil par asar to apse mulaqat ka hai..!
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Rakh hausla wo manzar bhi aayega….
Pyase ke paas chal ke samandar bhi aayega..
Thak kar na Beth a manzil k musafir..
Manzil bhi milegi aur milne ka maza bhi aayga.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Khaq Hi Rehne Do Mujhko Aasma Na Kaho.
Phir Mujhe Ek Bejubaan Na Kaho.
Ek Guzarish Hai Aap Se Sahab,
Tum Ise Meri Ilteza Na Kaho,
Badi Mohabbat Hai Humein Unse Hujoor,
Unke Baare Mein Kuchh Bura Na Kaho.
Abhi To Umra Padi Hai Ye Aajmane Ko ,
Abhi Se Unko Bewafa Na Kaho
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Ek din usse na dekha dil uds ho gya
kuch hi pal mey wo itna khaas ho gya
ab tak to pata nahi tha mujhe
lekin uski judai se uski ehmiyat ka ehsaas ho gya…

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Koi ada nahi phir bhi tera intizar hai…
Judai k bad bhi tujh se pyar hai…
Tery chahry ki udasi de rah hai gawahi…
Mujh se milny k liye tu bhi beqarar ha
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NA CHAHO ITNA HAMEN CHAHTON SE DAR LAGTA HAI
NA AO ITNA QARIB JUDAI SE DAR LAGTA HAI.
TUMHARI WAFAOON PE BHAROSA HAI HUM KO.
MAGAR APNE MUQDAR SE DAR LAGTA HA
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Wo Dil hi kia jo tere Milne k tamana na kare ,
me tujhey bhoo k zinda rahoon khuda na kare
rahega payar tera sath mere Zindagi ban kar,
Ye or bat he kay Zindagi mere wafa na kare
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jane kis baat ki mujko szaa deta h,
meri hasti hui ankho ko rula deta h.
1 muddat se khabar b nhi teri,
koi is tarah b kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai
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Mat raho door apnon se itna Sahib,
ke waqt ke faisley per afsos hojaye..
Kal najaane kaise mulaqat ho hamari,
aap roye lipatkar humse aur hum khamosh reh jayein..
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Source: http://www.love104.org/hindi-sms-shayaris-kuch-nasha-to-apki-baat-ka-hai.html#more-3716

Usske Naseeb Me Likh De..

Mere Wajood Ki Jageer Ussne Mangi Hai
Ajab Khawab Ki Tabeer Ussne Mangi Hai
Usski Qaid Me Rehti Hoon Mein Pehle Bhi
Naa Jaane Phir Kyun Zanjeer Uss Ne Mangi Hai
Guman Hota Hai Woh Bhool Sakta Hai Mujhe
Kyunke Aaj Meri Tasveer Ussne Mangi Hai
Mere Khuda Mujhe Usske Naseeb Me Likh De
Ke Mujh Se Meri Hi Taqdeer Ussne Mangi Hai.

Shayar:Parveen Shakir
Presented by Mrs Rubina Yasmeen

Source: http://shayari.co.in/

Waqt Ka Kaam

Waqt Ka Kaam

 

Waqt Ka Kaam

Guzarna Hai, Guzar Jaata Hai

Magar Ye Tehra Hua Pall

Kyun Lout Aata Hai ?

Ruqsat-E-Safar Musafiroun

Ko Ye Khabar Kab Thi

Insaan Manzil Ki Dhool Me Hi

Bikhar Jaata Hai

Bahaar Manane Ki Chahat

Ajab Nirali Hai !

Qizaan Ke Pattoun Se Jo

Apna Ghar Banata Hai

Waqt Ka Kaam Guzarna Hai

Guzar Jaata Hai.......

Qadar maa baap ki

Jab Tu Paida Huwa Kitna Majboor Tha

Yeh Jahan Teri Sonch Se Bhi Dour Tha…

Haath Paaon Bhi Tab Tere Apney Na Thay
Teri Ankhon Main Duniya Ke Sapney Na Thay…

Tujh Ko Aata Sirf Rona Hi Tha
Doodh Pi Ke Kaam Tera Sona Hi Tha…

Tujh Ko Chalna Sikhaya Tha Maa Ne Teri
Tujh Ko Dil Main Basaya Tha Maa Ne Teri…

Maa Ke Saaye Main Parwaan Chadne Laga
Waqt Ke Sath Qad Tera Badne Laga…

Dhirey Dhirey Tu Kadiyal Jawan Ho Gaya
Tujh Pe Saara Jahan Meharban Ho Gaya…

Zor-e- Bazoo Pe Tu Baat Karne Laga
Khud Hi Sajney Laga Khud Sanwarney Laga…

Ek Din Ek Ladki Tujhe Bhaa Gayei
Ban Ke Dulhan Woh Tere Ghar Agayei…

Ab Faraayez Se Tu Door Honay Laga
Beej Nafrat Ka Khud Hi Tu Boney Laga…

Phir Tu Maa Baap Ko Bhi Bhulaaney Laga
Teer Baton Ke Phir Tu Chalaney Laga…

Baat Be Baat Unn Se Tu Ladney Laga
Qayda ek Naya Tu Phir PaDnay Laga…

Yaad Kar Tujh Se Maa Ne Kaha ek Din
Abb Humara Guzara Nahin Tere Bin…

Sunn Ke Yeh Baat Tu Tayesh Main Agaya
Tera Gussa Teri Aqal Ko Kha Gaya…

Josh Main Aake Tu Ne Yeh Maa Se Kaha
Main Tha Khamosh Sab Dekhta Hi Raha…

Aaj Kehta Hoon Peecha Mera Chor Do
Jo Hai Rishta Mera Tum Se Woh Tod Do…

Jao Ja Ke Kahin Kaam Dhanda Karo
Log Marte Hain Tum Bhi Kahin Ja Maro…

Bait Kar Aahen Bharti Thi Maa Raat Bhar
Inki Aahon Ka Tujh Par Howa Na Asar…

Ek Din Pita ji tera Chala Rooth Kar
Kaise Bikhri Thi Phir Teri Maa Toot Kar…

Phir Woh Bhi Bas kal Ko Bhulati Rahi
Zindagi Isko Har Roz Satati Rahi…

Ek Din Maut Ko Bhi Taras Agaya
Iska Rona Bhi Taqdeer Ko Bha Gaya…

Ashk Ankhon Main Thay Woh Rawana Huwi
Maut Ki Ek Hichki Bahana Huwi…

Ek Sukoon Us ke Chehre Pe Chaaney Laga
Phir Tu Mayyat Ko Uski Sajaney Laga…

Muddatain Ho Gayi Aaj Booddha Hai Tu
Tooti Khatiya Pe PaDa Bora Hai Tu…

Tere Bacche Bhi Abb Tujh Se Dartey Nahi
Nafraten Hain, Muhabbat Woh Kartey Nahi…

Dard Mein Tu Pukare Ke “O MERI MAA”
TERE DAM SE HI ROSHAN THE DONO JAHAN…

Waqt Chalta Rahta Hai Waqt Rukta Nahi
Toot Jata Hai Woh Jo Ke Jhukta Nahi…

Bann Ke Ibrat Ka Tu Abb Nishaan Reh Gaya
Dhoondh ab Zor Tera Kahan Reh Gaya…

Tu AHKAAM-E-RABBI Bhulata Raha
APNE MAAN-BAAP KO TU SATATA RAHA…

Kaat Le Tu Wohi, Tu Ne Boya Tha Jo
Tujh Ko Kaise Miley Tu Ne Khoya Tha Jo…

Yaad Kar Ke Gaya Daur, Tu Rone Laga
Kal Jo Tu Ne Kiya Aaj Phir Hone Laga…

Maut Maange Tujhe Maut Aati Nahin
Maa Ki Surat Nigahon Se Jati Nahi…

Tu Jo Khanse Tu Aulad Daantey Tujhe
Tu Hai Nasoor Sukh Kaun Baantey Tujhe…

Maut Ayegi Tujh Ko Magar Waqt Par
Bann Hi Jaye Gi Qabar Teri Waqt Par…

QADAR MAA BAAP KI GAR KOI JAAN LE
APNI JANNAT KO DUNIYA MAIN PEHCHAN LE…

Aur Leyta Rahe Woh BaDaun Ki Dua
Usi Ke Dono Jahan, Uska Haami KHUDA…

Yaad Rakhna her aulaad Is Baat Ko
Bhool Jana Na REHMAT KI BARSAT Ko…

Gar Ijazat Ho To Yadon Main Bula Lou Tum Ko

 


Gar Ijazat Ho To Yadon Main Bula Lou Tum Ko

Meri Ankhoon Sai Kabhi Utro Mere Dil Main,
 Mai Dhadkan Main Basa Loon Tum Ko,
Jaan Sai Badh Kar Chahon Tumhain,
Apni Zindagi Hi Banna Loon Tum Ko,
Maray Khwabon Main Sirf Tum Hi Baso,
Apni Neendon Main Saja Loon Tum Ko,
Logon Ki Bhid Main Kho Na Jao Kahin,
Zamanay Sai  Chura Loon Main Tum Ko,
Meri Tanhai Ko Zaroorat Hai Tumhari,
Gar Ijazat Ho To Yadon Main Bula Loon Tum Ko

From Source: http://fun12.com/

Ehsaas Ka Saya .....!!

Ehsaas Ka Saya from Fun Junction - Good One

 

Sonch Ke Aangan Me Usska Saya Phaila Toh

Kaan Idhar Lao Toh Bataoun !!

Tez Hawa Ne Kisko Cheda...

Chunri.. Kaan Ki Baali.. Zulfein ??

Dheere Se Jab Palkoun Pe Rakhe Deep Jale Toh !!

Nainoun Ne Chori Se Sahem Ke

Paas Ki Har Ek Cheez Ko Dekha..

Jaldi Se Phir Hontoun Ne..

Bikhri Bikhri Muskaan Sameti

Pagli Phir Mein Khud Hi Hansi

Aur Jaakar Aaiyene se Boli.....

Kuch Bhi Nahi........ .....

Bass Uska Saaya Sonch Ke Aangan Se Guzra Tha !!!!!!

"Don't copy if you can't paste"...

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said : "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: "And that woman was my mother!"

Laughter and applause.
A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!"

The wife went; "ah!" with shock and rage. Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out "....and I can't remember who she was!"

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water

Moral of the story: Don't copy if you can't paste!

True love has no Limits

Why Women Cry Nice Story

Why Women Cry





A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."

Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said:

"When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

Please send this to your friends

About friends... perfect

Ek dum Mast!!!!


Friendship is not about “I m sorry “ its about “abbe teri galti hai “

Friendship is not about “I m there for u” or “I missed u “ it’s about “kahan marr gaya saale “

Friendship is not about “I understand “ its about “sab teri wajah se hua manhus“

Friendship is not about “I care for u “ its about “kamino tumhe chhod ke kahan jaunga “

Friendship is not about “I m happy for ur success “its about “chal party de saale“

Friendship is not about “I love that girl“ its about “saalo izzat se dekho tumhari bhabhi hain “

Friendship is not about “R u coming for outing tomorrow “ its about “ nautanki nahi, hum kal bahar ja rahe hai “

Friendship is not about “Get well soon “ its about “ Itna piyega toh yehi hoga“

Friendship is not about “All the best for ur career“ its about “ bahut hua, abhi toh switch mar saale“

Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Hai, Pyaar Hai Tum se

Sirf Itna Hi Kaha Hai, Pyaar Hai Tum se
Jazbaton Ki Koi Numayish Nahin Ki

Pyaar Ke Badle Sirf Pyaar Manga Hai
Rishte Ki To Koi Guzarish Nahin Ki

Chaho To Bhula Dena Humein Dil Se
Sada Yaad Rakhney Ki Sifarish Nahin Ki

Khamoshi Se Toofan Seh Letey Hai Jo
Un Baadlon Ne Izhar Ki Baarish Nahin Ki

Tumein Hi Mana Hai Rehnuma Apna
Aur to kisi Cheez Ki Khwahish Nahin ki….

E-Kash Agar Aisa Ho Jaye

E-Kash Agar Aisa Ho Jaye
Unke Sabhi Gum Hamare Ho Jaye
Hum Jagey Jab Bhi Yaad Mein Unki
E-Kash Unhe Khabar Ho Jaye

Hum Jagein Unki Yaad Mein Jab Bhi
Wo Neend K Alaam Mein Kho Jayein

Hum Sahein Unke Gum Bhi Haskar
Gar Meri Khushiya Unhe Mil Jaye

Hum Jee Lenge Kaanton Mein Beshak
E-Kash Unhe Sab Phool Mil Jayein

Bhut Sataya Iss Duniya Ne Humko
Per Ab Ye Duniya Usey Na Sataye

Hum Jayein Jab Bhi Dua Mangney
Labo Pe Unka Hee Naam Aaye

Kash Hamari Duaon Mein Itna Asar Ho Jaye
Unke Sabhi Gumm Hume Mil Jayein
Unke Sabhi Gumm Hume Mil Jayein…

Oh Hote Nahi'

Oh Hote Nahi Phir Bhi Unke Hone Ka Bharam Hota Hai
Ye Dile Nadan Yah Kya Karam Hota Hai

Gar Mile Oh Ghari Bhar Ke Liye Humse
To Yeh Unka Hum Pe Raham Hota Hai

Unke Milne Ki Khushi To Hoti Hai
Par Mil Ke Bichhar Jane Ka Gaam Hota Hai

Oh Hote Nahi Phir Bhi Unke Hone Ka Bharam Hota Hai
Ye Dile Nadan Yeh Kya Karam Hota Hai

jaa rahe the.

insano ke kandho par insaan ja rahe the,
kafano mein lipte kuch armaan ja rahe the..........

jinhe mili thi bewafai mohabbat mein ,
wo wafa ki talaash mein shamshaan ja rahe the..............

gum na kar

Wo nahi mila to malaal kya ,
jo gujjar gaya so gujjar gaya,

na gila kiya na khafa hue ,
yuhi raste main juda hue,

usse yaad karke na dil apana dukha,
wo waffaien thi ke jaffaien thi,

yeh na soch kis ki khattaien thi,
Wo nahi mila to malaal kya ,
jo gujjar gaya so gujjar gaya..........

dil ko samjhawu kaise

mai apne dil ko samjhawu kaise
tujhe sanam mai bhulawu kaise
mujhe to teri lat ho chuki hai
mai tum bin jeewan bitawu kaise

ye duriya jo badh rahi hai
unhe mai yaarab mitawu kaise
ye aansu jo beh rahe hai
inhe mai pi kar nibhawu kaise

ye dil mai kaisi jang chidi hai
ye kaisi mushkil ki ghadi hai
mai apne dil ko samjhawu kaise
is badhti duri ko mitawu kaise

mujhe tu yaarab sabar ataa kar
ghadi do ghadi unki khabar ata kar

Chaand Bhi Chhatt Pe Rota Hai

Ek Hi Manzar Yeh Har Raat Ka Hota Hai
Chaand Bhi Aakar Meri Chhatt Pe Rota Hai

Palkon Main Nami Hoti Hai Bikhri Bikhri
Dil Phir Bhi Nayi Umeed Koi Pirota Hai

Woh To Takkiye Ko Aangosh Main Le Laita Hai
Jaane Kaise Woh Chain Ki Neend So Laita Hai

Raat Ki Raani Ko Kabhi Khirrki Pe Mehekta Dekha
Humne Raaton Ko Aankhon Main Guzarte Dekhaa Hai

Os Ke Bina Chup Chap Rehna

Os Ke Bina Ab Chup Chap Rehna Acha Lagta Hai
Khamoshi Sey Dard Ko Sehna Acha Lagta Hai

Jis Hasti Ki Yaad Mein Aanso Barstey Hain
Samne Os Ke Kuch Naa Kehna Acha Lagta Hai

Mil Kar Os Se Bichar Naa Jaaon Darta Rehta Hon
Is Liye Bas Door Hi Rehna Acha Lagta Hai

Janta Hon Keh Chahat Mein Bas Aanso Milte Hain
Kuch Bhi Ho Ab Is Zehar Ko Peena Acha Lagta Hai

Je Chahey Sab Khushiyan Laa Kar Os Ko De Doon
Os Ke Pyaar Mein Sab Kuch Khona Acha Lagta Hai

Os Ka Milna Naa Milna Qismat Ki Baat Hai
Pal Pal Os Ki Yaad Mein Roona Acha Lagta Hai

Os Ke Bina Sab Khushiyan Wasee Ajab Si Lagti Hain
Roo Roo Kar Os Ki Yaad Mein Sona Acha Lagta Hai

Mehfil Ko Suna Deti Hain

Main Kahoon Na Kahon Ye Aakhian Bata Deti Hain
Gham-E-Dil Ye Tammam Mehfil Ko Suna Deti Hain

Ho Jati Hian, Teri Yad Main Hum, Youn Aksar
Sookhay Hoye Takya Ko Bhi Bhiga Deti Hain

Jiss Nay Bhi Yahan Isiq Kiya Uss Nay Jana
Boolti Khamooshiyan Ye Apnay Main Sama Layti Hain

Youn Tou Nam Leva Isiq Kay Hian Yahan Per Be-Had
Nibhaya Isay, Woh Hi Janay, Ye Kitna Maza Deti Hain

Ye Imtehan Deti Hian Rat-E-Hijr Main Muhabbt Ka
Sooch Hi Sooch Main Ek Darya Baha Deti Hain

Lakh Chaho Gar Tum Chupana Dunya Say, Lali Inn Ki
Daga Baz Hain Ye, Fasana-E-Dard Poray Aalm Ko Bata Deti Hain

Log Use Aank Bhar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Hai Log Use Aank Bhar Ke Dakte Hein
So Us Ke Shehar Mein Kuch Din Tehar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Hai Dard Ki Gahak Hai Chashme Naaz Uski
So Hum B Us Ki Gali Se Guzar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Hai Usko B Hai Sher-O-Shayari Se Sharaf
So Hum Mojzay Apne Hunar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Hai Bolay To Baaton Se Phol Jarte Hein
Yeh Baat Hai To Chalo Baat Kar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Raat Ko Use Chand Takta Rehta Hai
Sitare Baam-E-Falak Se Utar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Hai Din Ko Use Titliyan Satati Hai
Suna Hai Raat Ko Jugno Tehar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Hai Uski Siah Chashmagi Qayamat Hai
So Usko Sorma Farosh Aah Bhar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Hai Ayena Thamsal Hai Jabin Uski
Jo Saada Dil Hein Use Bansawar Ke Dakte Hein

Suna Hai Uski Badan Ki Tarash A C Hai
Ke Phool Apne Qabahe Qatar Ke Dakte Hein

Ruke To Gardeshe Uska Tawaf Karti Hain
Chale To Ose Zamane Tehar Ke Dakte Hein

Kise Naseeb Ke Bepairahan Ose Dakhe
Kabhi Kabhie Daro Deewar Ghar Ke Dakte Hein

Kahaniyan He Sahi Sub Mubaalge He Sahi
Agar Wo Khuwaab Hai To Tabeer Kar Ke Dakte Hein

Ab Us Ke Shehar Mein Tehre Ke Khooj Kar Jae
FARAZ Aao Sitaare Safar Ke Dakte Hein

Faqat ek baat kehna chahta hun

Faqat ek baat kehna chahta hun
Teri ankhon main rehna chahta hun

Bohat jaag chuka hun tere hijr main
Tere anchal main sona chahta hun

Zamane bhar ki khushian aur ter gham
Ye gham kuch aur sehna chahta hun

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete

Kaha koi aisa mila jispe dil luta dete,
har ek ne dhoka diya kis-kisko bhula dete,

apne dil ka dard dil hi mein dabaye rakhe hain,
karte bayan to mehfil ko rula dete.

Tujhe Bhi Humari Yaad Ajaye

Sehme Labo Pe Koi Masoom Faryad Ajaye
Koi Khushi Ab In Ghamon Ke Bad Ajaye

Pal Pal Mehsoos Hoti Hai Teri Mojodgi
Kisi Lamhe Tujhe Bhi Humari Yaad Ajaye,

Ye hawa bhi kab tak saath nibhati hai.

Ae dost teri yaad bahaut aati hai

Tanhai mein mujhe bahaut sataati hai.

Kis se kahoon apne dil ki baat main

Ye hawa bhi kab tak saath nibhati hai.

Ye baarish ki boondein,ye matti ki khushbu

Mujhe tanha dekh kar mera mazaak uraati hein.

Mujhe tum se hai mohabbat itni

Tanhai mein tumhari awaaz aati hai.

Deta hai sadaa koi mujhe door se

Lagta hai mujhe meri dost bulati hai.

Ae dost teri yaad bahaut aati hai

Ae dost teri yaad bahaut aati hai

Tanhai mein mujhe bahaut sataati hai.

Kis se kahoon apne dil ki baat main

Ye hawa bhi kab tak saath nibhati hai.

Ye baarish ki boondein,ye matti ki khushbu

Mujhe tanha dekh kar mera mazaak uraati hein.

Mujhe tum se hai mohabbat itni

Tanhai mein tumhari awaaz aati hai.

Tanha ho to kabhi mujhe dhund lena,

Tanha ho to kabhi mujhe dhund lena,

Is dunia se nahi apne dil se puch lena,

Apke aaspas hi rahe hai hm sada...

yadon se nahi to sath gujre lamho se puch lena

Ek Tamanna Us Per Marne Ki

Ek Tamanna Us Per Marne Ki
Ek Chahat Usko Pyaar Karne Ki,

Ek Aahat Khwab Tootne Ki,
Aur Ek Dua Uske Bina Marne Ki.

Maut Ki Dua Kar Ke Roye Hain

Aaj To Hum Maut Ki Dua Kar Ke Roye Hain
Dobara Aaj Khuda Se Gila Kar Ke Roye Hain
Kyon Na Likh Saka Tu Us Ko Taqdeer Mein Meri
Yeh Aik Khayal Soch Kar Phir Hum Roye Hain

Maut Ki Dua

Yun Dil Se Dil Ko Juda Na Kijiyega
Zara Soch Samaj Kar Faisla Kijiyega
Agar Jee Sakte Hai Aap Mere Bina
To Beshak Meri Maut Ki Dua Kijiyega

Saal Girah Ka Shor Hai

Yeh Jeewan Dore Hai
Ghar Mein Saal Girah Ka Shor Hai
Kahi Salown Se Ata Hai…
Shadi Ki Yeh Girah
Dori Baar Math Aa Tanha…
Aaj Wapas Layein Purani Yadein
Dil Mein Kushiyaan Paida Kare…
Tum Paas Hain To Nahi
Per Door Se Sahi.

Gir Jaye Jo Dewar Tu Matam Nahi Kertay

Gir Jaye Jo Dewar Tu Matam Nahi Kertay
Kartay Hain Boht Log Magar Hum Nahi Kertay

Hai Apni Tabiat Main Jo Khami Tu Yehi Hai
Hum Ishq Tu Kertay Hain Magar Kam Nahi Kertay

Nafrat Se Tu Behter Hai Ke Rastay Hi Juda Hoon
Bekar Guzar Gahon Ko Baham Nahi Kertay

Her Sans Mein Dozakh Ki Tapish See Hai Magar Hum
Soraj Ki Terhan Aag Ko Madham Nahi Kertay

Kia Ilm Ke Roatay Hon Tu Mar Jatay Hoon Ali
Wo Log Jo Kabhi Ankhon Ko Naam Nahi Kertay

Thak Gya Use Dhondte Hoy

Kuch Main B Thak Gya Use Dhondte Hoye
Kuch Zindgi K Pas B Muhlat Nahi Rahi
Us Ki Her Ik Ada Se Jahlakne Laga Khloos
Jab Muj Ko Aitbaar Ki Aadat Nahi Rahi

Dil Karta Hai K Pyaar Karoon

Dil Karta Hai K Pyaar Karoon
Dil Karta Hai K Shararat Karoon

Dil Karta Hai K Baitha Rahoon
Dil Karta Hai K Dekhta Rahoon

Dil Karta Hai K Khamosh Rahoon
Dil Karta Hai K Kuch Kahoon

Dil Karta Hai K Baat Karoon
Dil Karta Hai K Tareef Karoon

Dil Karta Hai K Iqraar Karoon
Dil Karta Hai K Naraz Karoon

Dil Karta Hai K Razi Karoon
Dil Karta Hai K Chupa Rahoon

Dil Karta Hai K Intizar Karoon
Dil Karta Hai K Phir Yaad Karoon

Dil Karta Hai K Khayal Karoon
Dil Karta Hai K Khooya Rahoon

Aur Kabhi

Dil Darta Hai K Toba Karoon

Sanam Ne Diya Zeher

Sanam Ne Diya Zeher Toh Hum Has Ke Nigal Gaye
Jab Hum Na Mare, To Humko Hi Humara Humshakal Keh Gaye!!!!!

Khushii Achchii Nahii Lagtii

Bichar Kar Aap Se Humko,Khushii Achchii Nahii Lagtii
Labon Par Yeh Banaawat Kii Hansii Achchii Nahii Lagtii

Kabhii To Khoob Lagtii Thii Magar Ye Sochtii Hoon Ab
Ke Mujhko Kyon Merii Ye Zindagii Achchii Nahii Lagtii?

Tirii Maujoodagii Mein To Mujhe Har Baat Bhaati Thi
‘Terii Furqat Mein Koii Baat Bhii Achchii Nahii Lagtii

Ko’ii To Saaz Chhere, Ko’ii To Naghma Idhar Goonje!
Bharii Mehfil Mein Itnii Khaam’shii Achchii Nahii Lagtii

Kabhii Hum Bhii Huaa Karte The Baadaakash Magar Jab Se
Tujhe Dekha Hai Tab Se Maikashii Achchii Nahii Lagtii

Zara Tuu Paas Aa,Main Ponchh Doon Ashkon Ko Pallu Se
Tirii Maasoom Aankhon Mein Namii Achchii Nahii Lagtii

Miree Aankhon Ne Jab Se Jeena Seekhaa Hai Andheron Mein
Kisii Bhii Qism Kii Ho Raushnii,Achchii Nahii Lagtii

Mujhe Har Gaam Pe Dukh,Dard,Ranj-O-Gham Mile Lekin
Khudaaya Aur Ab Uftaadgii Achchii Nahii Lagtii!

Na De Har Vaqt Tuu Dastak Mire Darvaaza-E-Dil Par!
K Ab Mujh Ko Yeh “Tarz-E-Dil-Lagii” Achchhi Naheen Lagtii

Agar Tum Chaah Sakte Ho,To Dil Se Chaaho Mujhko Tum
Mohabbat Mein Merii Jaan Bedilii Achchii Nahii Lagtii

Jhijhakte Kyon Ho Kehne Se?Humein Maaloom Hai Sab Kuch!
K Tum Ko Ab HAMAARI Dostii Achchhi Naheen Lagtii!

Pyar Jeena Sikha Deta hai

Pyar Sabhi Ko Jeena Sikha Deta Hai
Wafa Ke Naam Pe Marna Sikha Deta Hai
Pyar Nahi Kiya To Karke Dekho
Zalim Har Dard Sahena Sikha Deta Hai

Yeh Dil Chatha Hai

Aaj Hamey Kohi Khata Karne Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…

Bahri Mehfil Mey Badnaam Hone Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…

Fizaon Seh Guftagooh Karne Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…

Baharoon Ser Dil Lagane Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…

Kekhashoon Koh Chune Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…

Chand Seh Nazar Na Hatane Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…

Duniya Koh Barbaat Hamari Karne Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…

Aaj Tumseh Mohabbat Ka Iqkaar Karne Koh
Yeh Dil Chatha Hai…

Sirf Meri Tanhai Hai

Main Hoon Aur Mere Saath
Sirf Meri Tanhai Hai

Pehle Saaya Toh Tha Mere Saath
Aaj Kal Woh Bhi Harjaai Hai

Aaj Phir Aansuon Ki Baarish Hai
Aaj Phir Yaad Unki Aayi Hai

Jaanta Hun Kahin Nahi Hai Woh
Dil Ko Shak Hai Yaheen Kahin Hai Woh

Kaash Yeh Mera Dil Sanbhal Jaaye
Yeh Haseen Wahem Bhi Nikal Jaaye

Ek Dilkash Haseen Chehra Tha
Aks Aankhon Me Uska Gehra Tha

Roz Milte The Baat Hoti Thi
Har Jageh Mere Saath Hoti Thi

Haath Me Haath Apne Hote The
Chaand Taare Bhi Saath Hote The

Kya Samaan Khoob Woh Bhi Hota Tha
Dil Hamara Kahin Jo Khota Tha

Apni Duniya Ajeeb Hoti Thi
Maano Jannat Kareeb Hoti Thi

Ek Dooje Ki Aankhon Me Aankhen
Aankhon Aankhon Mein Pyar Ki Baaten

Zulf Se Khelti Machalti Woh
Bahke Andaaz Se Sanbhalti Woh

Aaj Har Oos Haseen Lamhe Ki
Har Kali Phir Se Muskurai Hai

Main Hoon Aur Mere Saath
Sirf Meri Tanhai Hai…
Sirf Meri Tanhai Hai…

Ek Dil Mere Dil Ko Zakham De Gaya

Ek Dil Mere Dil Ko Zakham De Gaya
Zindagi Bhar Jeenay Ki Kasam De Gaya
Lakhon Mein Se Ek Phool Chuna Hamne
Jo Kaanton Se Bhi Gehri Chubhan De Gaya

Bewafaa Voh Nahi Hum Hi Kharab The

Bewafaa Voh Nahi Hum Hi Kharab The
Zeher Ki Zarurat Nahi Mar Jayenge Shrab Se
Kaante Mehsus Hi Nahi Hue Kyonki
Pyar Hi Itna Tha Uss Gulab Se

Zindagi Ko Aazma Kar Dekh Lia

Hum Ne To Raaz-E-Ulfat Bhi Chupa Kar Dekh Lia
Khud Ko Tum Se Juda Kar Ke Bhi Dekh Lia
Tum To Mere Ho Kar Bhi Mere Na Ho Sake
Tum Ko Kya, Zindagi Ko Bhi Aazma Kar Dekh Lia

Har Pal Zindagi Ban Jaye

Khushiya Itni Ho K Aankhon Me Ansu Jam Jaye
Lamhe Ho Itne Hasi K Waqt B Tham Jaye
Dosti Nibhayenge Hum Apse Is Tarha
K Saath Guzra Har Pal Zindagi Ban Jaye

Yeh Aankhein Bata Deti Hain

Mai Kahu Na Kahu Yeh Aankhein Bata Deti Hain
Mere Dil Ka Dard Yeh Sab Ko Suna Deti Hain
Jis Ne Bhi Yahan Pyaar Kiya, Ussi Ne Yeh Jaana Hai
Mohabbatein Aur Wafa’en Kya Sila Deti Hain!

Mere Paas Laut Aana

Jab Yaad Meri Aye To Rukna Mat
Mere Paas Laut Aana

Jab Raat Ka Diya Bhuj Jaye
Or Kuch Saaf Nazer Na Aye
To Derna Mat Mere Paas Laut Aana

Jab Bin Badal Barsat Ho Jaye
Or Tumhien Raasta Na Mil Paye
To Udaas Mat Hona Mere Paas Laut Aana

Jab Dil Tumhara Toote
Or Kisi Ka Sath Tum Se Chote
To Aanso Mat Bahana
Mere Paas Laut Aana

Apni Khushi Se Chor Ke Gayi Ho Tum Mere Jazbat,Pyar,Aitbar
Ko Tor Ke Gayi Ho
Phir Bhi Meri Yaad Agar Aye
Or Aankhien Tumhari Bher Ayein
To Sherminda Mat Hona
Mere Paas Laut Aana

Bas Itna Kehna Chahta Hon
Ke Hamesha Intizar Keronga
Is Zindgi Se Zyada Pyar Keronga
Magar Jab Tumhen Meri Yaad Aye
To Rukna Mat
Mere Paas Laut Aana

Musaafir To Gaya

Ho Na Duniya Main Koi Hum Sa Bhi Piyaasa Logo
G Main Aati Hay K P Jaayn Ye Darya Logo

Kitni Is Sheher K Sakhiyon Ki Suni Thin Baaten
Hum Jo Aaye To Kisi Ne Bhi Na Poocha Logo

Ab Koi Aaye To Kehna K “Musaafir To Gaya”
Ye Bhi Kehna K,Bhala Ab Bhi Na Jaata Logo

Khubsoorat Hain Woh Lub

Khubsoorat Hain Woh Lub
Jo Pyari Batein Kartey Hain

Khubsoorat Hai Woh Muskurahat
Jo Doosron Ke Chehron Per Bhi Muskan Saja De
Khubsoorat Hai Woh Dil
Jo Kisi Ke Dard Ko Samjhey
Jo Kisi Ke Dard Mein Tadpey

Khubsoorat Hain Woh Jazbat
Jo Kisi Ka Ehsaas Karein

Khubsoorat Hai Woh Ehsaas
Jo Kisi Ke Dard Ke Me Dawa Baney


Khubsoorat Hain Woh Batein
Jo Kisi Ka Dil Na Dukhaein

Khubsoorat Hain Woh Ankhein
Jin Mein Pakezgi Ho
Sharm O Haya Ho

Aitbaar Karo

Meri Ankhoon Mein Basay Ho Tum
Ek Dua Ban Kar

Tumhein Zindagi Bhar Yunhi Chahoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Mere Hathoon Par Likha Hai Tumhara Naam
Chahat Kai Rangoon Nai

Isai Dharkan Mein Basaoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Meri Har Soch Mein Shamil Hai Khayal Tumhara
Isai Sansoon Mein Rachaongi
Aitbaar Karo

Yun To Har Pal Tum Rehtay Ho Mere Hi Sath Humdum
Tumhein Saibaaan Mein Banaoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Hai Laboon Par Mere Jo Naam Tumhara Hai
Tumhein Apna Mein Banaoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Hain Kathin Rah-E-Wafa Janaa To Kya Hota Hai
Dil Jala Kar Mein Nibhaoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Mujhe Tumse Hai Mohabbat Tumhein Khabar Hai Yeh
Mein Isai Zindagi Mein Laoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Tumhara Hi Chehra Basa Hai Meri In Ankhoon Mein
Tumhein Tabeer Banaoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Tumhein Pakar Ho Jai Gi Sehal Zindagi Meri
Yehi Dua Bus Mangoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Kabhi Khawaboon Mein Kabhi Khayaloon Mein
Kehti Hoon Tumse Yehi
Mein Zindagi Tum Sang Sajaoongi
Aitbaar Karo

Urdu Ghazal - Urdu Shayari - Urdu Sher

Na who farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho
Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho
Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho
bus kafi hai Who koi bhi ho, kahin bhi ho, kesa bhi ho
Meri khatir marney ka hosla bhi rkhta ho Agar kabhi rooth jaoon mein us sey to
Muskra key manayee, woh aisa ho
Jo baat karey to woh nibha bhi sakey
Iradon mein woh apney chatanon jaisa ho Dukhon mein hansney ka hunar janta ho
Ik aisa hamsafar jo samandar kitarah gahrah ho Us key pyaar ki thandak ho merey liye aisiKey woh to bilkul aasman key chand jaisa ho
Woh sirf mera ho, jo nigahon mein haya rakhta ho Umar bhar saath chalney ka azam-e-wafa rakhta ho
Jo khwab deney ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko Meri mohabbat ko pehchan sakay woh aisa ho

Hum wo nahi jo gam me saath chodd denge

1. Hum wo nahi jo gam me saath chodd denge, hum wo nahi jo tujhse naata tod
denge, hum to tere wo dost hai jo agar teri saanse ruk jaye to apni saanse jod
denge!!!!!!!!

2. Bahut khusnuma kal ki raat gujri hai ,kuch tanha par kuch khaas gujri hai,
na neend aayi na khwab koi, bas aapke hi khayalo me gujri hai!!!!!!!!!!!

3. Jaate jaate wo kuch aisi nishaani de gaye, dohra na sake aisi kahani de
gaye, hum to reh gaye pyaase ke pyaase par wo humari palko ko jarur bheega
gaye!!!!!!!!!!

4. Aapki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hai,chirag khushiyo ke bujhaye baithe
hai, hum to marenge aap hi ki baaho me , ye bhi maut se shart laga chuke
hai…..!!!!!!

5. reh rehkar teri yaad aaye to kya kare, tumhari yaad dil se na jaye to kya
kare, socha tha khwab me mulakaat hogi aapse, isi khushi me neend na aaye to
kya kare!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. Aapko dekhkar ye nigah jhuk jaegi, khamoshi har baat keh jaegi, padh lena in
aankho me meri mohabbat ko,aapki kasam saari kaynat wahi ruk jaegi!!!!!!!!!!!

7. Fiza par to asar hawao ka hota hai, mohabbat par to asar adaao ka hota hai,
koi aise hi kissi ka diwana nahi hota kuch kasoor to nigaho ka bhi hota
hai!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Paane se khone ka mazza kuch aur hai, band aankho me rone ka maza kuch aur
hai, aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane ghazal, aur us ghazal me tere hone ka maza
alag hai!!!!!!!!!!
8. Nibhaenge dosti marte dum tak, saath denge tera har janam tak,ae dost bewafa
nikala tu agar nahi banaenge dost kissi ko agale saath janam tak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Wo keh gaye humse ke ab wo hame sapno me hi milne aaenge, koi jaa kar unse
keh de unhe wo aane ka waada to kare hum to hamesha ke liye soo
jaenge!!!!!!!!!!

10. Tarasti nigaho ne har pal tera deedar managa,jaise amavaas ne har raat
chand ko manga, ruth gaya uparwala bhi mujhse, jab maine meri har dua me tera
saath manga!!!!!!!!!

11. Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,
Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,
Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki
us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayega
Door hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayega
Jee lo ye pal jab humsath hai
kal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

12. Mohobbat ka imtihan aasan nahi; pyar sirf pane ka naam nahi. Muddatein beet jati hain kisi ke intezaar mein, ye sirf pal-do-pal ka kaam nahi

13. “!!~dard~!!Ghazal
dil se poucho es dil mein
Kitna dard hai
Har Shaks hi Apni Majbori per
Kitna baabas hai
kio kya samjhe ga kesi ka haal-e-dil
Jis pe guzarti hai sirf wohi jaanta hai
Has rahe hai jo chahre un ki aankhon se poucho
En mein Kitna silaab hai
Dard mein Bhi muskrana
kitna dardnaak hai
Palkon mein jo aanso chupa hai un aansoon se poocho
woh bahney ko kitne betaab hai
Bus ab to intizar hai Mout ka bus har pal yehi socho
“——” Kitni baki Zindagi hai

How would some common english sayings translate in hindi???

How would some common english sayings translate in hindi???

Have a nice day!
----- * Achcha din lo!

What's up?
----- *Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding!
----- *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me!
----- * Mera bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up?
-----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man!
-----* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man!
----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.
----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine!
----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?
----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek?

KEY TO MY HEART

*****************************

I had closed the door upon my heart,
And wouldn't let anyone in.
I trusted and loved, Only to be hurt,
But that would never happen again.



I locked my heart and threw the key
As far as I could.
Love would never enter there again,
My heart was closed for good.



Then you came into my life,
And made me change my mind.
Just when I thought that tiny key,
Would be impossible to find.



That is when you held out your hand,
And proved to me I was wrong.
Inside your palm was the key to my heart,
You had it all along.

Cool One Liners

| Cool One Liners |
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If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.


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I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.


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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.


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Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.


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Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.


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Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.


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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.


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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.


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Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.


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There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.


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Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.


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There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.


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An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.


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When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.


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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.


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They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.

Fayda

Bhoolne Waale Se Koyi Keh De Zara,
Is Tarah Yaad Aane Se Kya Faaida .

Jab Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basaati Nahin,
Phir Khayaalon Mein Aane Se Kya Faaida.



Kya Kahoon Aapse Kitni Umeeden Thi,
Aap Kya Badle Duniya Badal Is Gayi.

Aasra De Ke Dil Tod Te Hain Mera,
Is Tarah Sataane Se Kya Faaida.



Chaar Tinke Jala Ke Kya Mil Gaya,
Mit Sakana Zamane Se Mera Nishaan.

Mujhpe Bijli Girao To Jaanu Sahi,
Aashiaan Par Girane Se Kya Faaida

When I Asked God

When I Asked God for Strength

He Gave Me Difficult Situations to Face


When I Asked God for Brain & Brown

He Gave Me Puzzles in Life to Solve




When I Asked God for Happiness

He Showed Me Some Unhappy People


When I Asked God for Wealth

He Showed Me How to Work Hard


When I Asked God for Favors

He Showed Me Opportunities to Work Hard


When I Asked God for Peace

He Showed Me How to Help Others


God Gave Me Nothing I Wanted

He Gave Me Everything I Needed



- Swami Vivekananda

Usne kaha Mujh se kitna Pyaar hai

Usne kaha Mujh se kitna Pyaar hai

Maine kaha Sitaron ka koi Shumaar hai



Usne kaha kon Tumhein hai boht Aziz

Mai NE kaha Dil pe Jise Ikhtiyar hai






Usne kaha konsa Tohfa hai pasand?

Mai NE kaha Wo Shaama Jo AB tak Udhaar hai



Usane kaha sath kahan tak Nibhao GE?

Mai NE kaha jitni ye Saanson ki Taar hai



Usne kaha Mujh ko Yaqeen aaye kis tarah?

Mai NE kaha Mera Naam hi Aitbaar hai

Some humorus sign ads

Some humorus sign ads

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: Guitar, for sale....... Cheap...........no strings attached .


Ad.. In Hospital Waiting Room: Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!


Seen on a bulletin board: Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.




When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking...I Gave Up Reading.


My Grandfather Is Eighty And Still Doesn't Need Glasses... He Drinks Straight Out Of The Bottle.


You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick.. Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .


Sign In A Bar: "Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance."


Sign In Driving School: If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way.


Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.


The Reason Men Lie Is Because Women Ask So Many Questions.


Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.


Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.


The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.


Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit: We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.


A Traffic Slogan: Don't Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.


Sign In A Restaurant: All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.


Sign On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window: Don't Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother !

Poems written by husband to wife

Poems written by husband to wife


I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.



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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

Funny Shayri's

Jasbaate ishq naakaam naa hone denge,
Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!

Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye

Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !





Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !

Tum pucho aur hum na bata ye aise to halat nahi,
Bas jara sa dil tuta hai aur koi bat nahi.

Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe…..

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.

Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !

Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.

Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,

Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her zahaz me misal nahi hote,
agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.

Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai

Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya,
Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya.

Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe,
Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe.

"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
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kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha
meri surat tumse milte hai.............?

aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.

Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi

Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete,
par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!

Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad---------------------1 baje ga

pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...

Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...

Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!

julm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla nahin karte.
magar hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.
mila do khak mein hum ko magar itna khayal karna.
hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.

Duniya mein bahut gham mileinge
Sach mano achhe dost kam mileinge
Jis mod par sab chhod jayenge saath tumhara
usi mod par khadey ham milenge..

Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha

Dosti kro college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se,
Pyar kro dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
aur maar khao ger wali se.

5 great people: 1.GAndhiji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai,apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch.

Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai

Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai

Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye,
Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite,to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.

Two snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!

Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!

Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"

Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho,
Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!

Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,
auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,
auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya

Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain ,
duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.

Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal.

Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay
Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay
Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay

zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.
dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.
rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.

Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya?
Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.

meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.......

Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai

jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye

You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain

Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....

woh bewafa hai to kia howa .........
mat kaho bura us ko ................
jo howa so howa ....................
khush rakhy khuda us ko ...........

Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote

Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera

D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi,
d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke,
d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.

Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka

Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee,
Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain,
haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..

woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh to un key bachey hi kameney hai ...
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......

Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain,
Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain,
Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko,
aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.

Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay....
thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.

Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya,
Jinhain manga tha duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya.

Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,,
chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.

i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak
u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak

Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.

chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ;
aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse

Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai!

Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi...Hansi nahi.. rowi nahi..
mili nahi ....khooi nahi..ikk baat thi Dil main jo tum say kehi nahi ...
K App jaisa koi nahi..

jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain
sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu ... tu kia ???
"washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai"

BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........

Chand utra tha hamare angan me,
yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua,
hum bhi sitaron sekya gila kare,
jab chand hi hamra na hua

1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha
chore chore chupkey chupkey Mobile main kuch dekha karta tha
jab bhi milta tha mujh se yeh hi poocha kerta tha ke yeh ON kesey hota hai ....?

suraj howa Madham,
Chand b Chalne laga,
Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,
Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????
Nalayak,Yeh PiyarNahin,
EARTHQUAKE Hai

1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi.

Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar
aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill
bharne teri SAAS aayegi?

Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 rupe kal phir kharchenge.

Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se
SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGIT par fir s se SAMAY ne aeisi
karvat badli ki s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka
arth s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKAT
ho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se
thoda dur rahena mere yaro.

Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main shor dain, hum woh nahi
jo tum se nata shor dain , hum woh hain, ke ager teri sanse
ruk jae,to tuj se apni sanse jorh dain.

U r my sweet sonu, to kya
krun Nachun,
ok !@#$%^^&*&*(()(**&^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$%%^^&&**
(*((((*&&^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab hush ho....

girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,girls ne nara lagaya
hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........

Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kahase Lau,
Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...

Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar...!

Ugta hua suraj Dua de apko. Khilta hua phool khushbu de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahin, Denewala hazar khushia de apko

Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya,Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoonte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,Kisi Ko Dhke Baaz, Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya

shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se keh mujhe romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai

Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi, aapko shayad rishte ki kadr nahi,
hum to aapko yaad karte hai har sans ke sath,
shayad aapko hamari sanson ki koi fikr nahi.

Jeena terey piyar ne dobharr(mushkil) kar diya...
humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya......
balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey....
eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya...

Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,
not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.

Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi ,
Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe,
Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..


Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..
Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...
Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

DOsti gunah hai to hone na dena Dosti Khuda hai to khone na dena
karte ho dosti jab kisi se to us Dost ko kabhi rone na dena.

har dua kubul nahi hoti,
har aarzu puri nahi hoti,
jinke dil mein "aap"jaise dost rahte ho,
unke liye dhadakne bhi zaruri nahi hoti.....

Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya

Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa!
Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey...
jab aap naraz hotay hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!

Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....
Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai....

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se,
cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.

Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo, ke hussan sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
hum kehte hai ke ishq itna karo,ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye

Manzalain be os ki thin, Rasta be os ka tha, Ek main Akaila tha, Kafaila be os ka tha,
Saath Saath chalne ki soch be os ki thi, Phir rasta badalne ka faisla be os ka tha,
Aaj keu akaila hon, Dil yeh Sawal karta hai, Log to os k thay, KIA KHUDA BE OS KA THA????

Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue
kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam
tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!

Her subah aata hai aapki yaad lekar, her saam jata hai aapki yaad me hame rula kar.
Hame to intezar hai wo subah ki jo aayega aapko saath lekar aur wo saam ki
jo jayega aapko mere paas chhod kar.

Na guzarna Eid ko kisi Mazzid ke samne se, log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod de...
aur naraaz ho kar khuda tumse..kahi khubsurat log banana na chhod de...

Bin sawan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti,
Kya kare ab kuch aisi halat hai ki,
Aapki yaad aaye bina din ki
shuruwaat nahin hoti.

dosti Zindgi jene ka paigam hoti hai, Dosti sab Risto se Mahan hoti hai.
Bina Dodti ke jina bahut Muskil ho jaata hai, Kyoki Ek Dost me Dusare dost ki Jaan hoti hai.

Barishon k mosam main, Tum ko yad karney ki adtein purani hain, Ab ki bar socha he,
Adtein badal dalein, Phir khayal aya k Adtein bdalny se barishen nahi rukti.

is pyar ka andaz kuch aisa he, kia batayen k ab hal kesa he,
koun kehta he tum chand jaise ho, sach to ye hai k chand "TUMHARE" jesa he.

MEINE APKE BHEJE KI PAVBHAJI BANA DI IS LIYE SORRY

Son's Greatness

After a few laughs and drinks, one of them had to go to the rest room. The ones who stayed behind began to talk about their kids and their successes.

The first guy says: I am very proud of my son, he is my pride and joy. He started working at a very successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration soon he was promoted and began to climb the corporate ladder becoming the General Manager and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes Benz for his birthday.

The second guy says : Damn, My son is also my pride and joy, I am very proud of him. He started working at a traveling agency for a very big airline. He went to flight school to become a pilot and also managed to become a partner in the company where he now owns the majority of the assets. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.

The third guy says: Well, well, well congratulations!! My son is also my pride and joy and he is also very rich. He studied in the best universities and became an Engineer. He started his own construction company and became very successful and a multimillionaire. He also gave away some thing very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday. He built a 30,000 sq ft mansion specially for his friend.The three friends congratulated each other mutually for the successes of theirs sons.

The forth friend who earlier had gone to restroom returned and asked: What’s going on, what are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. And then he asked, What about your son?The forth man replied: My son is Gay and he makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: What a shame that must be, that is horrible, what a disappointment you must feel.

The forth man replied: No, I am not ashamed. Not at all. He is my son and I love him just as well, he is my pride and joy. And he is very lucky too. Did you know that his birthday just passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 sq ft mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes Benz from his three boyfriend

The IAS Interview

The IAS Interview
One young man went for an IAS Interview.

"When did India get independence?" He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

"Who was responsible for our independence?"
"There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another." He replied.

"Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"
"Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions. When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Sardar would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

Then it was the turn of this Sardar. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"
He replied, "The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."

Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"
He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".

The interviewer was incensed.
"Hey! Are you mad or what?"
He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report."

Ik Zaara si Ranjish

Ik zara si ranjish se
Khawab toot jatay hain
bheer mein zamanay ki
haath choot jatay hain
dost daar lehjay mein
silwatein si parti hain
ik zara si ranjish se
shak ki zard tehni per
phool badgumani k is tarha se khiltay hain
zindagi se pyaray bhi ajnabi se lagtay hain
ghair ban k miltay hain
umer bhar ki chahat ko, aasra nahi milta
khaamoshi k waqfon mein, baat toot jati hai
aur sira nahi milta
maazrat k lafzon ko, roshni nahi milti
lazzat e pazeerai bhi, phir kabhi nahi milti
phool rang waadon k, khawab toot jatay hain
manzilein sukarti hain, raah murnay lagti hai
be rukhi k gaaray se, be dili ki mitti se
faaslon ki eenton se, eent jurnay lagti hai
khaak urnay lagti hai
khawab toot jatay hain, waahmon k saaey se
umer bhar ki mehnat ko, pal mein loot jatay hain
ik zara si ranjish se
saath toot jatay hain .......

Yeh Zindagi.....

Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi gulzar si kabhi bezar si
Kabhi khushi hamaray sath sath
Kabhi gammon ki barsat si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi tofanon main bhi hain rastay
Kabhi manzilon ka pata nahi
Kabhi do kadam pay zindagi
Kabhi saddeuon tak intizar si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi her pal emtihan hai
Kabhi bin mangay enam hai
Kabhi kuch nahi
Kabhi sab kuch si
Yeh zindagi bari ajeeb si
Kabhi gulzar si kabhi bezar si

Good Night My Love!

Good Night My Love!

As I am saying good night at the end of the day,
And you are not here, but many miles away,
My heart is so empty and so lonely inside,
As I wipe away a tear I am trying to hide.

I close my eyes and try to go to sleep,
But with the sadness inside I begin to weep.
Suddenly I remember what you once said to me,
Just meet me in the stars, waiting for you I will be.

When distance tends to keep us apart,
Remember I still hold you near in my heart.
When the night together, can't be ours,
Just close your eyes and meet me in the stars.

Remembering those words, I begin to smile,
And gently close my eyes, lessening the miles.
I can see the stars, oh how beautifully arranged,
But you are not there, no hug to exchange.

I sit alone waiting, with hope in my heart,
No longer wanting to be kept apart.
Suddenly in the distance, a shadow appears,
A tear rolls down my face and the image is clear.

Ghazals Sung by Pankaj Udhas

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Pankaj Udhas's Album!
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Mehek!

Chupke chupke, sakhiyon se voh baatein karna bhool gayi
Mujhko dekha, panghat pe toe, paani bharna bhool gayi

Pehle shaayad usko mere chehre ka andaaz na tha
Mujhse aankhein takrayi toe, khud pei marna bhool gayi

Sach puccho toe meri vajah se usko aisa rogg laga
Kaajal mehndi kangan bindiya se sawarna bhool gayi

Kya jaane kabh ushse milne aa jaaoon ish khwaish mein
Chatt par beithi rehti hei voh chatt sei utarna bhool gayi

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Yun mere khat ka jawab aaya
Lifafei mein ek gulaab aaaya

Hawa mein bikhri hei uski khusboo
Zaroor uska adaab aayaa

Behek na jaaye yeh dil humaara
Ghazab ka ushpei sawaab aayaa

Hasin hei duniya mein kon sabse?
Toe naam uska janaab aaaya

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Saaya bankar saath chalenge ishke bharose matt rehna
Apne hamesha apne rahenge ishke bharose matt rehna

Saawan ka mahina aate hi baadal toe chaa jaayenge
Har haal mein lekin barsenge ishke bharose matt rehna

Suraj ki maalind safar pe roz nikalna padta hei
Beithe beithe din badlenge ishke bharose matt rehna

Behti nadi mein kacche ghade hei rishte naate husn vafa
Duur talak yeh behtei rahenge ishke bharose matt rehna

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Aashiqonei ek khawab dekha hoga
Tabh yeh tera sawaab bana hoga

Mehkason nei duwa ki hogi
Tabh yeh kamsin hijaab bana hoga

Aarzoo mausamO ki hogi
Tabh labbo ka gulaab khila hoga

Tunei angdaainya li hogi
Tabh nasha yeh behisaab bana hoga

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Qudrat kei uslulO mein badal kyon nahi hota
Joe aaj hua hei vahi kal kyon nahi hota

Har jheel mein paani hei har ek jheel mein lehren
Phir sabh kei mukaddar mein kamal kyon nahi hota

Jabh ushne hi duniya yeh diwaan likha hei
Har aadmi piyaari si ghazal kyon nahi hota

Har baar na milnei ki kasam khaake milei hum
Apnei hi iraadon kei amal kyon nahi hota

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Tu jaa raha hei toe tanhaiyaan bhi leta jaa
Yeh talukaat ki parchaiyaan bhi leta jaa

Nazar kei charchei gharo ki kahaniyaan bhi sameit
Gali mein gunjti rushwaiyaan bhi leta jaa

Gayi ruutOn ka har ek lamha mujhko lautta dei
Phir apni yaadon ki purvaiyaan bhi leta jaa

Kabhi joe tutt kei barsi thi meri baahon mein
Joe ho sake toe voh angdaiyaan bhi leta jaa

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Chuun gayi jabh se tera aanchal hawa
Aur paagal ho gayi paagal hawa

Kiski zulfein chuum kar aayi hei yeh
KhusbuOn sei ho gayi jaltal hawa

Jish gali mein ishq bhatkaye phira
Phir kisi din ush taraf le chal hawa

Ghar kei baahar dusra mausam raha
Ghar kei andar phir vahi baadal hawa

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Maikhane se sharaab se saaki se jaam se
Apni toe zindagi shuru hoti hei shaam se

Aa mera haath thaam bahot ho gaya nasha
Yaaron nei Mey pilaadi bahot tere naam se

Rakhtei hei paak dil ko niyat aur nigaah ko
Pitei hei hum sharaab bahot ehtraam se

Mehkas ki har khushi toe hoti hei sharaab se
Milti hei zindagi ushei har ek jaam se

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