Dil ki duniya mein kabhi shaam naa hone denge,
Dosti ka har ilzaam apne sar par le lenge,
Par dost hum tumhe badnaam na hone denge !
Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Chhup gaya badli mein jaake,
chaand bhi sharma gaya
Bhoot ne jab tumko dekha,
bhoot bhi ghabra gaya !!!
Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon
Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,
Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
Ab tumse kya chhupaana,
Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Tum pucho aur hum na bata ye aise to halat nahi,
Bas jara sa dil tuta hai aur koi bat nahi.
Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe…..
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…
Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The
Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi
Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi
Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi
Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Hawa hi hawa hai.
Tere duvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
tere dvar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
ganti bajayenge aur bhaag jayenge.,
Har samundar me sahil nahi hota,
her zahaz me misal nahi hote,
agar dhirubhai ka sapna nahi hota to,
her lukkhe ke paas mobile nahi hota.
Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati
are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo hame neend bahut aati hai
Zakhm kuch aaise huai phulo per soya n gaya,
Jisma jalkar khak aakho se raya n gaya.
Aab es hadd pe laya hai intazaar muzhe,
Woh aa bhi jaye to aaye na yaki muzhe.
"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
Reply only in 2 Minutes...
kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe... phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha
meri surat tumse milte hai.............?
aansu mein naa dhundhna hame,hum tumhe aankhon mein mil jaayenge,
tamanna ho agar milne ki to band aankhon se bhi nazar aaenge.
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete,
par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!
Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad---------------------1 baje ga
pahli hi raat start ho gai barbadi...
macher becharay ki kismat hi khoti thi..
makhi MOSPEL laga kay soti thi...
Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padte hi miss call kijiyega,MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega,
BEVKUF ho to call kijiyega....Aur agar teeno ho to chup rahiyega...
Kuch log thodi der karte hain....
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai....
unka...
Mobile Charge...!
julm karo ya sitm karo hum gilla nahin karte.
magar hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.
mila do khak mein hum ko magar itna khayal karna.
hum jaisa log dubara milla nahin karte.
Duniya mein bahut gham mileinge
Sach mano achhe dost kam mileinge
Jis mod par sab chhod jayenge saath tumhara
usi mod par khadey ham milenge..
Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,
Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha
Dosti kro college wali se,
Ishq larao office wali se,
Flirt kro pros wali se,
Pyar kro dilwali se,
ankh larao sali se,
aur maar khao ger wali se.
5 great people: 1.GAndhiji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3.Aishwarya Rai,apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch.
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai?
Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee.
Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!
Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!
Log apna banake chod dete hai.
Rishta gairo se jod lete hai..
Hum to ek phool bhi na tod sake.
Log to dil bhi tod dete hai
Aey chaand, tu bhi kiya ghazab dhaata hai,
Bachpan main "mama" aur jawaani main "yaar" nazar aata hai
Kabhi hosla bhi azmaa lena chahiye, Bure waqt main muskura lena chahiye,
Jab saat din main bhi khujali na mite,to 8ve din naha lana chahiye.
Two snakes sitting in the jungle,
Female snake tried to kiss the male snake,
Suddenly male snake turned and started singing 'zehar hai ki pyar hai tera chumma'!
Dil k dard ko zuba per laate nahi,
Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakham chahe kitna hi gahre kyo na ho, hmm DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi!
Bhehar ki gali main paan ki dukan,
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan,
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake paan Paro bolo"Shukriya Bhai Jan"
Tum Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, O Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho,
Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya Hain, Log Tumhe hi! Paagal Kahenge! Ha Ha Ha!
Haseeno ne haseen banke gunah Kiya,
auronko to theek, humko bhi tabah kiya
pesh kiya gazhlon mein jab unki bewafaiee ko,
auron ne to theek unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya
Tufano me kashti ko kinaray bhi miltay hain, jahan ma logon k saharay bhi miltay hain ,
duniya me sub se payari ha zindgi khuch log zindgi se bi payarey miltay ha.
Tu jiye hajaro saal, Saal ke din hon 10,000 saal.
Ehsaas Bohat Hoga Jab Chor Ke Jaingay
Roengay Bohat Magar Aansu Nahi Aaengay
Jab Saat Na De Koi To Awaz Hamain Dena
Aasman Per Bhi Hongay To Lout Ke Aaengay
zindagi main sada muskurate raho fasile kam karo dil milate raho.
dard kaisa bhi ho koi gham na karo.
rat kali sahi ankh nam na karo.ik sitara bno jagmagate raho.
Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya?
Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kbi udaas na hona.......
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye, aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye, aur unke haath peele ho gaye
You r my sweet SONA, I don't want u KHONA,
I want a place in your heart's KONA, Otherwise i will start RONA,
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA
Tammana se nahi tanhai se darte hain,
pyaar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain,
milne ki to bohat chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai , khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....
woh bewafa hai to kia howa .........
mat kaho bura us ko ................
jo howa so howa ....................
khush rakhy khuda us ko ...........
Roye woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote
Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile tera
Mil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,
main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae tera
Tooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera
D se dosti, d se dushmani,d se dil , d se derd, d se diwanagi,
d se dillagi, per d se itne dur na ho jana ke,
d se dum hi nikal jae, Samjay D say Dear.
Parhay likhay hotay ager kartay kaam hakeemon ka
Bahana nabz ka hota pakrtay haath haseenoo ka
Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee,
Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain,
haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee..
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh aj bhi hamey dekh ker muskratey hai
woh to un key bachey hi kameney hai ...
jo mujhey mamo mamo bulatey hai.......
Aap kya jano hum kitna yaad kerte hain,
Mano ya na mano her pal feryaad kerte hain,
Roz hat likhtain hain cartoon network ko,
aur aap ko play kerne ki mang kerte hain.
Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay....
thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,......phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.
Zindagi ki chahat ka silsila hai, koi mil gya to koi bisher gya,
Jinhain manga tha duaon main, woh kisi aur ko bina mange mil gya.
Her sham ke bad rat ati hai, her baat ke bad tumhari yaad ati hai,,
chup reh ker bi dekh lia hum ne,Khamoshion se bi tumhari awaz ati hai.
i miss u utna jitna u miss me imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak
u miss me u miss me jane kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak
Zindagi mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,Dost ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga.
chand taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ;
aap ke jindagi main aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse
Halchal sa machal geya tha Dil mai,
Par tum dekhti hi ho tirchi nazar sa yah sunkar..
Attack aageya hai Dil mai!
Ikk Arsay say ye Ankhain sowi nahi...Hansi nahi.. rowi nahi..
mili nahi ....khooi nahi..ikk baat thi Dil main jo tum say kehi nahi ...
K App jaisa koi nahi..
jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain
sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu ... tu kia ???
"washroom jao yaar pait main garbar hai"
BOOk Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........
Chand utra tha hamare angan me,
yeh sitaro ko gawara na hua,
hum bhi sitaron sekya gila kare,
jab chand hi hamra na hua
1 larka tha dewana sa Mobile le ker chalta tha
chore chore chupkey chupkey Mobile main kuch dekha karta tha
jab bhi milta tha mujh se yeh hi poocha kerta tha ke yeh ON kesey hota hai ....?
suraj howa Madham,
Chand b Chalne laga,
Main tehra raha Zamin Hilne Lage,
Sajna kya ye mera Pehla Pehla Piyar Hai???????
Nalayak,Yeh PiyarNahin,
EARTHQUAKE Hai
1 ladki thi deewani si,
doston pe woh marti thi!
Chori Chori Chupke Chupke TEXT likha karti thi,
kuch kehna tha shayed usko .........
lekin moblie bill se Darti thi.
Jab Baagon mein bahar aayegi, tab hamare SMS ki baucchar
aayegi. Tanhaiyan toh tumhari to dur ho jayengi, Par kya mera bill
bharne teri SAAS aayegi?
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Barsenge........
Kal phir barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum 50 rupe kal phir kharchenge.
Hum ne jindagi ki shuruaat s se ki. S se SURAJ S se SUBAH S se
SWAGAT S se SAAZ S se SANGIT par fir s se SAMAY ne aeisi
karvat badli ki s se hamari SHAADI ho gai. Aur fir jivan ka
arth s se SAANS, SASURAL, SALA ,SALI, SASUR aur SANKAT
ho gaya .To hum s se SAMADHI lene wale hai, is liye s se
thoda dur rahena mere yaro.
Hum woh nahi jo tum ko ghum main shor dain, hum woh nahi
jo tum se nata shor dain , hum woh hain, ke ager teri sanse
ruk jae,to tuj se apni sanse jorh dain.
U r my sweet sonu, to kya
krun Nachun,
ok !@#$%^^&*&*(()(**&^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$%%^^&&**
(*((((*&&^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab hush ho....
girls ke college me strike thi,boys bhi unke saath ho liye,girls ne nara lagaya
hamare mange picche se awaaz aayi sindoor se bharo........
Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko, wo andaz kahase Lau,
Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...
Chandani ne Kaha ke tu pyar kar...
Shama ne kaha aankhen char kar...
Gori ko cheda to boli muskarakar..
Abhi tu nadaan hai kuch intezar kar...!
Ugta hua suraj Dua de apko. Khilta hua phool khushbu de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahin, Denewala hazar khushia de apko
Hume Bhi Pyaar Karne Ka Khayal Aaya,Jub Bhi Yeh Khayal Aya Khud Ko Akeala Paya,
Dhoonte Rahe Is Duniya Main Humsafar,Kisi Ko Dhke Baaz, Kisi Ko Bewafa Hi Paya
shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se keh mujhe romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai
Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi, aapko shayad rishte ki kadr nahi,
hum to aapko yaad karte hai har sans ke sath,
shayad aapko hamari sanson ki koi fikr nahi.
Jeena terey piyar ne dobharr(mushkil) kar diya...
humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya......
balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey....
eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya...
Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,
not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.
Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye,
Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!
Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi ,
Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe,
Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..
Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya..
Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...
Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"
DOsti gunah hai to hone na dena Dosti Khuda hai to khone na dena
karte ho dosti jab kisi se to us Dost ko kabhi rone na dena.
har dua kubul nahi hoti,
har aarzu puri nahi hoti,
jinke dil mein "aap"jaise dost rahte ho,
unke liye dhadakne bhi zaruri nahi hoti.....
Jis din se juda vo humse hue
is dil ne dharkna chor diya
hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra
taaro ne chamkna chor diya
Jab aap hanstay hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa!
Aray aap to naaraaz hee ho gaey...
jab aap naraz hotay hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!
Mumtaj ki kabar ko dekh ke har aashiq ko mohabbat ki misal nazar aati hai....
Hum kis-kis ke liye Tajmahal banwayein???Hume to har ladki Mumtaj nazar aati hai....
Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre BV ke, TV chale remote se, BV chale note se,
cheda agar TV ko tv hua kharab, jo cheda BV ko, Beghar hue JANAAB.
Log kehte hain ke ishq itna mat karo, ke hussan sar pe sawar ho jaaye,
hum kehte hai ke ishq itna karo,ke patthar dil ko bhi tumse pyaar ho jaye
Manzalain be os ki thin, Rasta be os ka tha, Ek main Akaila tha, Kafaila be os ka tha,
Saath Saath chalne ki soch be os ki thi, Phir rasta badalne ka faisla be os ka tha,
Aaj keu akaila hon, Dil yeh Sawal karta hai, Log to os k thay, KIA KHUDA BE OS KA THA????
Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue
kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam
tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!
Her subah aata hai aapki yaad lekar, her saam jata hai aapki yaad me hame rula kar.
Hame to intezar hai wo subah ki jo aayega aapko saath lekar aur wo saam ki
jo jayega aapko mere paas chhod kar.
Na guzarna Eid ko kisi Mazzid ke samne se, log chand samajhkar apna roza na tod de...
aur naraaz ho kar khuda tumse..kahi khubsurat log banana na chhod de...
Bin sawan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti,
Kya kare ab kuch aisi halat hai ki,
Aapki yaad aaye bina din ki
shuruwaat nahin hoti.
dosti Zindgi jene ka paigam hoti hai, Dosti sab Risto se Mahan hoti hai.
Bina Dodti ke jina bahut Muskil ho jaata hai, Kyoki Ek Dost me Dusare dost ki Jaan hoti hai.
Barishon k mosam main, Tum ko yad karney ki adtein purani hain, Ab ki bar socha he,
Adtein badal dalein, Phir khayal aya k Adtein bdalny se barishen nahi rukti.
is pyar ka andaz kuch aisa he, kia batayen k ab hal kesa he,
koun kehta he tum chand jaise ho, sach to ye hai k chand "TUMHARE" jesa he.
MEINE APKE BHEJE KI PAVBHAJI BANA DI IS LIYE SORRY
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